Laughter is our Best Medicine

Stress has become a permanent part of everyday business in today’s fast-paced world. Transportation Brokerages are not exempt. Stress can lead to serious physical and mental health problems.

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For a second stress buster, laughter may be our best medicine. Take a moment and enjoy some classic transportation humor.

 

A driver missed the last turn off before a low bridge.
Of course, he got stuck under it. Traffic was backed up for miles. A trooper walked up to the driver, put his hands on his hips and said, “Got Stuck, huh?”
The driver calmly responded “No, I was delivering the bridge and ran out of gas.”
The trooper advised the driver to let some air out of his tires so he could move on. The driver replied, “I’m stuck at the top officer, not at the bottom.”

 

Three bikers entered the roadside diner.
They decided to pick on an old truck driver having lunch. One ate his cheeseburger, the other drank his coffee and the third ate his apple pie. The trucker calmly got up and left the diner.
One of the bikers said to the waitress, “Not much of a man, is he?’
“He’s not much of a driver either,” she replied, “He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles.”

 

Three guys are in a hospital waiting room.
Each of them has a wife in labor and is anxiously awaiting the arrival of their bundle of joy. The nurse comes out and says to the first man, “Congratulations…your wife has given birth to twins!” The man says, “Wow, that is such a blessing. Twins! Imagine that! You know what’s funny, though? I work for the Minnesota Twins, so that’s kind of a coincidence!”

Five minutes later the nurse returns and says to the second guy, “Congratulations! Your wife was carrying triplets, and they are all healthy…two boys and a girl!” The man is thrilled. “Triplets! Imagine that! Wow, two boys and a girl! You know what’s funny, though; I work for 3M, so that’s kind of a coincidence!”

The third man then suddenly reaches for his coat and starts to head for the exit. Confused, the nurse says, “Wait a minute! Your wife is in labor…don’t you want to stay and be with her?” The guy replies, “No way. Forget it. I’m out of here. I’m a truck driver for 7up!”

 

A truck driver was speeding down the highway.
A police officer is on his tail, lights flashing. It takes the driver awhile before he stops the truck. The officer gets out of his car and comes to talk to the driver.

Driver: “Afternoon officer”
Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”
Driver: “Yes sir, I was speeding”
“Oh?”, exclaims the officer, a bit surprised. “And do you have a reason for speeding?”
Driver: “Yes sir. My wife left me this morning.”
Officer: “I’m sorry to hear that, but that doesn’t count as a valid excuse for speeding sir.”
Driver: “Well, sir. She left me for a police officer. And I thought you were bringing her back.”

 

What do you call a trucker that does not driver anymore?
Semi -retired

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?
They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

 

We hope you got a break and a laugh from this trucking humor.  Don’t forget to contact us for a demo to see how our user-friendly software can help you eliminate the daily stresses of running a transportation brokerage.

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Director of Customer Support for Freight Management Systems, Carol has been a team member for over 14 years. Before Freight Management Systems, Carol worked with Transportation Brokerage companies for many years.

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